"No Hoes Allowed"
Written By: (Empress) Queen Versatile
Orig. Written On: October 16, 2026, Friday
(Intro)
He was overlooked cause-of-his-looks!
Now he's overbooked cause-of-his-hooks!
(Can you scream underdog!; No Hoes Allowed!)
(That's right!; That's him!; The crowned emperor!)
The underdog that's lyrically flawless!
Makin' love to an empress while makin' love to yo' mentals!
Blot out the hoes!; No Hoes Allowed!
(Hook/Chorus)
No Hoes Allowed!
Only empresses are the true occupants!
Emperors stop settlin' for less...
So the empresses can take their rightful place!
Read the sign!; No Hoes Allowed!
(Verse 1)
Geico! Get go! He gets hoes wit' plenty zeros!; (Background Echo: Definitely insurable!😁)
But now he's an emperor he let go of ego!
How do I kno'?
I replaced the hoes wit' a silent memo!
(Hook/Chorus)
No Hoes Allowed!
Only empresses are the true occupants!
Emperors stop settlin' for less...
So the empresses can take their rightful place!
Read the sign!; No Hoes Allowed!
(Verse 2)
Hoes, it's time to vacate the premises!
The empress is present!
Give me a round of applause for my long awaited appearance!
But now I'm on the scene I'm makin' hoes mean!😉
(Hook/Chorus)
No Hoes Allowed!
Only empresses are the true occupants!
Emperors stop settlin' for less...
So the empresses can take their rightful place!
Read the sign!; No Hoes Allowed!
(Verse 3)
Hoes, i'mma give them a second to exit the buildin'!
We can't occupy the same property!
My royalty makes me extremely clau-stro-phobic!
My loyalty makes me completely anaerobic!
(Hook/Chorus)
No Hoes Allowed!
Only empresses are the true occupants!
Emperors stop settlin' for less...
So the empresses can take their rightful place!
Read the sign!; No Hoes Allowed!
(Verse 4)
I'm an air sign!; I'll deprive you of oxygen!
My calculations on my targets are extremely accurate!
Give me 50 feet if you want to be my archnemesis!
The score is in!; I defeated every opponent!
(Outro)
Congratulations!; You won over the emperor!
(Hoes keep out!; You're not allowed!)
Emperor, you're smart for pickin' yo' avatar!
Now the overlooked is a high commodity!
(He's too valuable!; Hoes Not Allowed!)
(Final-Hook/Chorus)
No Hoes Allowed!
Only empresses are the true occupants!
Emperors stop settlin' for less...
So the empresses can take their rightful place!
Read the sign!; No Hoes Allowed!
(Them hoes gonna be mad!😁😆😉...
Oh, she's targetin' the hoe population?🤯...
We about to be put completely out commission!😆😄😂😂🤣)
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